The Motherfucking Friday Five 1. Fuckin A, it's Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush. Last night was champagne. Today is coffee and tea. Tonight is beer.
2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who's the lucky bastard? Oooh, I got some last night. My husband.
3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth. Je t'aime, mon amour.
4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what's the best fucking movie you've ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.] Hmm... It's a tie between "Like Water for Chocolate", "The Road Home", and "In the Mood for Love". Yes, they're all foreign. Yes, I am a total freak.
5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend? Well, if I don't start feeling better soon, curling up in bed with a cold. Stupid November weather!
Otherwise, I have an appt with the DMV and I'm supposed to help my husband babysit his 4 yr old niece. Why, yes, I am the luckiest person in the whole world, thank you. sadfshfo 11:47 AM